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Please Panic Quietly
$4.00 AUD
Size: 5cm × 5cm (round)
The Vibe:
Your impending doom is important to us. Please take a number. For anyone maintaining basic manners while reality coughs up another administrative nightmare. The world may be ending, but there’s no need to make it awkward for the other customers. Keep your existential crisis at an indoor volume. Someone will be with you shortly. Probably not someone qualified. Please panic quietly. We’ve only just vacuumed.
The Specs:
High-quality, weatherproof vinyl. Made to survive sun, dishwashers, and the collapse of modern society.
The Rule:
Pick it, stick it, make some noise.